A little Syrian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is cooking.
While playing, he wears a 'tarbouch' and a 'shirwal'... and says:
'Mom, look, I'm a Lebanese boy now. '!!
His mom slaps him in the face and says 'Go show your father.'
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, 'Look dad, I'm a Lebanese boy.'
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, 'Go show your grandmother.'
The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, 'Look, Grandma,I'm a Lebanese boy.'
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says 'See. Did you learn anything from that?'
To which the boy replies : 'Sure i did !! I've only been Lebanese for five minutes and I already hate you Syrians.
