A nice, calm and respectable lady went into thepharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straightinto his eyes, and said:
"I would like to buy somecyanide."
The pharmacist asked:
"Why in the world do you needcyanide?"
The lady replied:
"I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed:
"Lordhave mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill yourhusband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us injail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutelynot! You CANNOT have any Cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me youhad a prescription."
