1st- Go normally to work/university in the morning but before going into the car, buy a mirror min 2a2rab dikken and glue it to a stick to check if there's any bomb mi7sheye under ur car...
2nd- Enjoy work/ uni during the morning, go to the beach or to lunch ANYWHERE U WANT...
3rd- Try not to be home after 9pm
4th- Rent a nice DVD (or a whole season iza il wade3 m2azzam) and make sure to bring an internet card, wara2 shadde, cigarettes, snack, alcohol, coffee, coffee-mate, coke, marshmallows, some papers and a pen (in case u needed to write a will!)...
5th- When u're home check for any weird, unusual or suspicious cars bil 7ay, if there's any, la77i2 7alak w frika (don't be an idiot calling the police because chances are the potential bomb will go off and u'll grill before they arrive)...
6th- If there's no unusual cars, park ur car the farest possible from the road...
7th- Keep the car's windows mash2ou2een to avoid breaking the glass by any possible bombing...
8th- Tla3 3al bet ya rayiss w check ur facebook account w invite ur friends over for a dvd. Make sure that they take self-responsibility if any bomb goes off on the road...
9th- Nzal 3al malja2 w shouf iza baddo more tijheez or if it needs cleaning...
10th- Nazzil a7la sofa, ur tv, ur dvd player, ur pc and the internet cable...
11th- Always have a helmet on ur head..if anyone asks, tell them "walaw?? it's the newest trend"...
12th- Never ever answer ur phone with the retro stupid "allo"...it's bombings-season people...instead of "allo" use "wein??"
13th- Enjoy the evening...
Heik bitkoun tsallet w waffaret 3a 7alak the next infijars... yalla bon boneh (cant say good night anymore lol)
